The Seduction of Granny
Behind every great romance is a secret weapon.
Meet JD Ferguson: Husband, father, grandfather, great-grandfather, train wreck, part-time idiot, and full-time womanizer. After spending years on a quest to snag his soulmate, Miss Baby Harper, JD becomes the man Baby wants and needs, and they live happily ever after.
JD’s great-grandson Jacob asks JD to come to Colorado to tell the tale of JD and Baby’s romance. Jake (known as “boa” to JD) wants to reverse-engineer Papa’s mistakes so he can woo his new girlfriend. But JD and Jake have an unusual relationship.
“Okay, you remember how you said you should’ve never stopped chasing Baby all those years? You said you knew she was your soul mate the instant your eyes locked the very first time, but you kept messing it up, and you let your pride get in the way, and you were acting like a dumbass all that–”
“I got it, boa,” I growled, watching Baby’s eyes as she slipped out of her catatonic state and began to giggle, hard. Way too hard for my fragile ego. “We all know the sordid tale of JD Ferguson’s phenomenal dumbassery. Get on with it.”
Jacob isn’t quite sixteen years old yet, so when he announces he’s getting married soon — and should have married her already — JD has a conniption fit. And circumstances are more complicated than they seem.
With my luck, and the bad genetics he inherited from me, he probably didn’t even know her name.
“I don’t even know her name, Papa.”
See? I told you.
“Deliciously funny! I give it 5 stars!”
“First time in a long time a book has made me outright laugh.”
“Reminds me of Stand by Me, only a helluva lot funnier.”
“I fell in love with the inner JD.”
“It’s a great read, you get immersed in the stories and can’t wait to hear what happens next.”
“The ending left me wanting more of Jake and his girl.”
“Baby rolled her eyes so far back in her head she could see the crap we keep in the attic.” One of the BEST lines ever!
For a sneak preview of The Seduction of Granny, start at Chapter Zero.
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